Poof My Wish Up.

[Squall Leonhart]

A long time ago in the eastern continent, laid a city where the rich were insanely rich, and the poor were on the peak of starvation. One day, a boy named Ali found a magical lamp. Upon rubbing it a genie emerged, telling him that it would grant him three wishes.
Unfortunatly unlike Ali's next door neighbor Aladdin, this genie was evil. And because of that each time Ali made a wish, something disasterous would happen and corrupt it. Now the lamp has fallen into your hands....have fun!

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Ok so this is how the game works, I'll make a wish to start us off whoever replies to me must corrupt my wish and then make a wish of their own, so on and so forth.

Example: I wish for a kitten
>>> POOF! You are given a kitten but it's a fluffy psycho which claws your face off.

ok so here it begins

I wish for more money

[Axel]

POOF! You got like a billion dollars! Holy crap is that a lot of money.

Unfortunately it's all counterfeit and you do ten to life.

I wish for a single, quiet night.

[Squall Leonhart]

POOF! You have a single quiet night but during that night you don't hear the serial killer's footsteps behind you as he stabbity stabs you.

No one can hear you scream O.O....

I wish for this headache to go away

[Tifa Lockhart]

POOF! Your headache is gone but now it's a mirgraine and your head explodes from the pain.

I wish to go on a cruise.

[Axel]

POOF! Look down, back up. Where are you? You're on a boat, with the man your man could smell like.

So it's really inconvenient that Cthulu picked this moment to crush you both to paste. Man what a drag.

I wish for a four-leafed clover.